Jazz plays by no-one's rules. Except his own. But not even his own, because he plays by no-one's rules. Except his own.
Penny can often be found in the park, counting ducks.
Sir Cuddleface always knows where the warm spot on the carpet is. If IT moves, HE moves.
Chairman Meow won't allow dogs to come downstairs. They must have gone up there for a reason, so they've forsaken their right to return.
Henriette Van Weelde sneezes to get attention. It works.
Truffle does random sprints every few minutes. No-one knows where he's heading.
LeVar Purrton lays down on newspapers, usually at the point you want to read them.
Cow kneads things until they're soft. Her claws often get stuck there.
Zeus will bite your hand but then lick it to apologise.
Shadow doesn't trust feet and will attack them if they try to overtake him.
Pablo Picatso has a penchant for boxes - if he fits, he sits.
Waffle knocks things off shelves or table. They shouldn't be there in the first place.
Pumpkin wiggles her bottom, which may be transmitting a signal to Planet Cat.
Blackberry sits on your laptop at the point when you need to work.
Moonbeam will come home at 4am, sometimes with deceased gifts.